Wednesday, March 2, 2011


I think my exact words yesterday were... "I'm not entirely crazy"...  That was yesterday.... but by 4:00 this afternoon, there is a very good chance that I have officially reached craziness in its fullest entirety...  You asked if I was going to test today.....  The answer to that should be "no.  that would be silly and unreasonable and ridiculous.  Why would I test a mere twelve hours after testing yesterday."  Uh. Huh.  That should be the answer!!  Should've, could've... obviously DIDN'T!

However, here is an outline of my day (I already mentioned that my sanity is currently in question right?)

5:45 - woke up.  first thought "I have a great idea for an awesome morning activity.  I should pee on a stick." ... which resulted in a BFN at time limit..... followed by a BFP when I woke up again at 7:15 and psychotically grabbed it from the garbage bin.

7:30 - needed to clear up the confusion.. what better way to do that than pee again with a different brand stick.  that should do it.... awesome results (insert sarcastic icon here) BFN at time limit followed by a BFP about an hour later.... Clear as mud.

10:30 - despite a serious lack of pee, I bought a FRER to try again.... the box says results as soon as 5 days before your expected period....  finally!  A true answer..... BFN!!!  Apparently not the answer I wanted....Grrrr......  Obviously it was the weak and pathetic pee sample, my lame brain thinks and sooooo....

3:30 - back to the cheapies at home.....  nice solid stream of pee this time (TMI... ugh).  And guess what?  BFN followed by a BFP after the time limit!!

Really?  Really?  Is this how it is going to be?  It is me against you stick!!!!! 

As the brilliant lyrics from one of my favorite childhood songs explains ...  I AM SLOWLY GOING CRAZY... 1 2 3 4 5 6 SWITCH!


1 comment:

  1. Oh I know how torturous this can be! I say you get a FRER and then first thing in the morning, you take it! There will be your answer. First morning pee? Check. Best-on-the-block-stick?. Check. Another day has gone by? Check. With all these checks, you should definitely have your 'accurate' answer! (and hopefully positive one)! Good luck, cant wait to read it here!